1. Curse the person who tagged you.

2. Grab the nearest book.

3. Open it to page 123.

[Watch out this is where it starts looking like algebra.]
4. Find the fifth sentence.

5. Post the next three sentences.

6. Tag five people.

OK - so here we go!

1. Dagnabbit Violet and Nilliem! Durnburn you to heck.

2. Have grabbed - which entailed walking into the next room as this one is inexplicably book-free. Don�t know how that has possibly happened in any home of mine, and yet...sign of the coming apocalypse, maybe?

3. I was told there would be no math in this internet.

4. Does this have anything to do with Peabo? Oh wait...that�s the dimension...not the sentence...

5. "Just like a girl," said Edmund to himself, "sulking somewhere, and won�t accept an apology." He looked round him again and decided he did not much like this place, and had almost made up his mind to go home, when he heard, very far off in the wood, a sound of bells. He listened and the sound came nearer and nearer and at last there swept into sight a sledge drawn by two reindeer.

6. I tag the last five people to have uttered the phrase "this fish needs an escalator." Unfortunately, none of them read this. So consider yourself tagged if you�ve made it this far - especially if you know what book I picked up...