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It had to be a clown. My goddaughter Clare - who, at age seven, is wiser than most people many times her age - has reminded me on numerous occasions that: "Clowns Eat Children." and yet, there I was - trapped in a television studio with a clown. And while I have not been classified as a child for several years, I believe that clowns are rather omnivorous and feast on many things, including maritime historians. I had to sit next to it. I had to actually talk to it. And then - to make matters worse - my segment had to follow it. It slouched its way to the interview couch. It juggled. It...clowned. And I was defenseless against it. Had I known...had I had but an inkling I could have combatted it with my fire-eating skills. But no. History vs. Clown. Film at 11. I emailed my colleagues and told them that this wasn't in my job description...that I would need years of therapy and that it would come out of their department budget...but still, the fact remains that today I had to share a television studio with a clown.
Now as clowns go - this one was not the worst sort. I mean, it's not like it was a birthday party clown. But still... Did I mention that this one had a severed hand in its back pocket? OK OK - it was a plastic severed hand. But still....there's just something wrong with that. The things I have to do for my job....I swear....
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listening to: radiohead thinking about: sleeping through a bombardment seems like yesterday...:
homeward bound - 19 January 2010 shameless self promotion: (~ waterblogged ~)
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