I've often thought that one needs a motto for each stage of their life. You know, something that you can look to - to measure your life by and make sure that you're charting the right course, and whatnot.

For whatever reason that I cannot fathom, I have decided on the following for my current life motto -

"It's all fun and games until Aleister Crowley ends up in your bathtub."

It really seems to fit right now.